C Conversations

Scene 1:  The Family Room

C: “Mom.”

Me:  “What?”

C: “I didn’t say anything.”

Me: “You said, ‘Mom’ so I said, ‘What?'”

C:  “I didn’t hear me.”

Me:  “Whatever.”

Scene 2: Bathroom/Family Room

C, from the bathroom: “Mommmm!  I need help wiping.”

Lovely.

Me, sitting at the computer: “Coming!”

C: “I don’t hear your feet.  You not comin’.”

Scene 3: Kitchen

C, eating brownies and milk at the kitchen table: “Milk feels good with brownies.”