After a “time-out” and an eloquent speech from Mommy about why God wants children to obey their parents, the only thing Caroline wants to know is . . .
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You should write a book. “The Gospel According to Caroline.”
and what was your reply?
I told her Jesus had a bottom because he was a man. That seemed to suffice. 🙂