Two Questions And They Have Nothing To Do With Tempeh

1) Have you ever had your nails done by a guy?  It’s a bit disconcerting.  And furthermore, what guy would want that job, anyway?

2) What do you generally tip your hairstylist and manicurist for a job well done?

Oh, and when you get home and your babysitter says, "I wouldn’t trade jobs with you," you know you picked a good day to be gone.