Did I Mention?
That I actually got CARDED the other night? CARDED! ME!!
I was at the Cheesecake Factory, and my friend and I were sitting in the bar area. I ordered a glass of red wine, and the next thing I knew, the waitress said, "May I see some I.D.?"
I was like, "Whah? Huh?" And then I might have kissed her. I’m not exactly sure. I was so overwhelmed with excitement and appreciation that I couldn’t think straight for several minutes.
After thanking her profusely, I realized that she was serious, which made me love her all the more, and so I opened my bag and retrieved my driver’s license.
She took a look at my birthdate and said, "Eh, I wasn’t too far off."
Needless to say, she got a VERY large tip.