Did I Mention?

That I actually got CARDED the other night?  CARDED!  ME!!

I was at the Cheesecake Factory, and my friend and I were sitting in the bar area.  I ordered a glass of red wine, and the next thing I knew, the waitress said, "May I see some I.D.?"

I was like, "Whah? Huh?"  And then I might have kissed her.  I’m not exactly sure.  I was so overwhelmed with excitement and appreciation that I couldn’t think straight for several minutes.

After thanking her profusely, I realized that she was serious, which made me love her all the more, and so I opened my bag and retrieved my driver’s license. 

She took a look at my birthdate and said, "Eh, I wasn’t too far off."

Needless to say, she got a VERY large tip.