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Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say

Posted on April 7, 2008 | 10 Comments »

"NO!  Do NOT put Play-Doh up your nose!"

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posted by Jo-Lynne Shane on April 7, 2008 | 10 Comments »

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10 comments on “Things I Never Thought I’d Hear Myself Say”

  1. Heather — April 7, 2008 @ 2:10 pm Reply

    Today’s fave at chez Heather, please don’t drink the syrup.

  2. Kim — April 7, 2008 @ 6:24 pm Reply

    LOL – now you see why I banned all play-doh in my house! We had E in the ER this winter for an eraser up her nose – a christmas tree eraser no less.

  3. Momala — April 7, 2008 @ 3:59 pm Reply

    My son stuck a piece of Nerf up his nose. We couldn’t get it out so we ended up having to go to the doctor. Yea, that was a fun trip. The nurse was laughing because they saw another child that morning that had a raisin up her nose and after the raisin was removed, the child cried because they wouldn’t let her eat it! Ewww! Well, that grossed out my kids so much, they still won’t eat raisins!

  4. Midlife Mom — April 7, 2008 @ 5:20 pm Reply

    HAHAHAHA!That is a hoot! When Funsize was little she put a rock up her nose and had to go have it removed!

  5. Ashleigh (Heart and Home) — April 7, 2008 @ 8:20 pm Reply

    You wanna know the end of this story? The mama then sees hot pink playdough coming out of the child’s nose. Not knowing what it is, she then looks up the nose and sees the playdough. Not being able to get all the playdough out, she then takes the toddler to the ER, where it is then up to the doctors to get all of said hot pink playdough out of the child’s nose. Don’t ask me how I know, because, in fact, I wasn’t the mother in this case. I was the toddler.

    🙂

  6. Susanne — April 7, 2008 @ 6:10 pm Reply

    One of my friends kids stuck a peice of lego up their nose. The teeny pieces we all so love.

  7. Stefani — April 7, 2008 @ 6:10 pm Reply

    To my lovely daughter: “Do NOT lick the slide!”

  8. Kim — April 8, 2008 @ 10:50 am Reply

    My favorite “file this in things I’d never thought I’d say” is still “Jenna, do not put the potato in Maw-Maw’s shoe.”

    (We were peeling potatoes for thanksgiving dinner one year, and my niece decided that storing them in my mom’s house slipper was an excellent idea.)

  9. Lawanda — April 8, 2008 @ 2:59 pm Reply

    ROFLOL!! I despise that stuff!!!

  10. oh amanda — April 10, 2008 @ 8:24 am Reply

    ew. ew. ew.

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